DR. BROWN'S CEL-RAY SODA, Soda Pop Review

Celery soda pop? Really? This ought to be interesting.

I expect the flavor to be really weak, like celery is. You could eat celery all day long and not get anything out of it.

Compared to creme soda or black cherry or something, this has to be worse. There can’t be much flavor in this stuff.

The smell gets nothing. There’s not really a smell to it, as expected.

OK, the first taste is… wow. This is different.

What is that flavor?

Ack. Not liking this at all. I take another sip to try to figure it out.

It’s not a weak flavor at all. This is strong.

It is sweet. There must be sugar in there somewhere.

But it’s something else more than sweet. It’s really vegetablely. It’s like they boiled celery down so it was stronger and then made soda out of it.

This is what I imagine cabbage soda to taste like.

This is not good. I finish the bottle, because that’s what I do, but this is strange. I shouldn’t say it’s “bad”, as much as it’s not a flavor that I like.

There is a distinct vegetable flavor.

This is soda pop for vegans.

They can keep it. I’m done with it.

I’ll give Dr. Brown’s props for trying this, but bleck.

INGREDIENTS: Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Extract Of Celery Seed, With Other Natural Flavors, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative)And Caramel Color.